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Tuesday, March 17, 2009

A-ROD Photo Shoot



A-Rod posed for a photo shoot in Details magazine - just before Selena Roberts leaked the info about him testing positive for steroids in 2003. The article goes on to say about A-Rod calling up worrying about leaking information about his favorite Madonna song.


"Last night, he let slip his favorite Madonna
song. The curious relationship between A-Rod and the pop icon makes for
delicious gossip, of course. Is Rodriguez terrified that Madonna will resent the
tongue-wagging? Or, better still, has he picked the wrong song as his favorite,
and fears that an offended Madge might march her stilettos over his back? No:
Rodriguez believes that revealing the song would lead to its being played every
time he stepped to the plate during an away game"

I'm just picturing A-Rod's first at-bat this season at Camden Yards, as "Like a Virgin", or "La Isla Bonita" is being screamed over the sound-system. Even better, is if the Orioles would show a large photo of Skeletor, er, Madonna, I meant, on the big screen during the at-bat.

"I'm strong enough, I'm good enough, and Dog-gonit, People Like me"


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

A-Rod gets a bad rap. What pro athlete hasn't felt like doing the gayest photo shoot in the history of photography from time to time? Props to A-Rod for having the courage to "express himself."