2009 Schedule released

WOw .. has it really been almost a month since my last post? I mean its honestly been that time of year - so much shit goin on - my heads been spinnin (March Madness, NHL/NBA Playoffs, MLB season is underway)... not to mention, I've been playin the shit out of MLB the Show on PS3... (its sick!)... Ok... now onto some important business..

On Tuesday night the NFL released the schedule for the upcoming season. NFL Network and ESPN had schedule release specials... (Personally I feel its a little overkill, but I understand the show is for mostly the fucktards out there that have yet to hear about this thing called THE INTERNET - its much easier to check your teams schedule that way, than to waste an hour of your valuable time)... ANYWHO.. I felt this would be a good time to lay out our predictions for the SKins this year, now that the schedule has been released.... HERE WE GO!

Week 1 AT NYGIANTS: At least this time its not on Thursday night on prime time, in front of the whole fucking country, and at least this time there will be NO Plexi-glass burress burnin up the skins secondary. Skins win a squeaker... (record 1-0)

Week 2 at home vs the RAMS: Wow we blew this game big time last year... team was winless coming into Washington and we handed one over to them. Skins usually win the home openers and this one will be a bit of a revenge game.. (record 2-0)

Week 3 at LIONS: We get to play the Lions again?!?! Nuff said (record 3-0) (thank you NFL Schedule gods)

Week 4 vs Bucs: Normally I'd say this is going to be a physical, tough game, but didnt the Bucs, like release everybody including their coach? (record 4-0)

Week 5 at Panthers: This is the part of the year where the Skins get there first wakup call. I kind've remember last year in preseason when the Panthers pretty much stomped the skins like 28-0 in the first half of a game where the starters were playing much of the game, and Campbell was on his back fumbling multiple times, gasping for air after a monstrous sack (record 4-1)

Week 6 vs Chiefs: See also week 2 vs Lions (record 5-1)

Week 7 vs Eagles *Monday night on ESPN: God I hate Philly. Skins beat 'em both times last year. This is the last game before the bye week. I'd love to say we'd win this one, but havin a feeling this is going to be a tough one. (record 5-2)

Week 8 bye week: week off - drop it likes it hot

Week 9 AT Falcons: Normally I'd say this is going to be a tough game as well, but following the bye week ya gotta go with the Skins. (record 6-2)

Week 10 vs Broncos: No Jay Cutler - No defense - Rookie Head Coach - Home game - West coast teams lost pretty much every game last year when playing a game at 1pm on the East Coast (record 7-2)

Week 11 AT Cowboys: I fucking hate Dallas - even with TO gone - still I hate them. We always usually split (although, I'd like to take this opportunity to able to replay Haynesworth squishing Romo on Jerry's brand new 50 yd long big screen). (record 7-3)

Week 12 AT Eagles: I have them beating us at home, so we win this one in Philly (record 8-3)

Week 13 vs Saints: Somehow we beat this team at home last year when it was warm - assuming this one will be a cold one in December. Cant see us winning both. (record 8-4)

Week 14 AT Raiders: You ask HOW could we LOSE this game? My thoughts exactly (we lost to San Fran AT san fran last year). (record 8-5)

Week 15 vs Giants *MONDAY night ESPN: This one is getting close to playoff time. (See also last years choking 2nd half collapse). (record 8-6)

Week 16 vs Cowboys * SUNDAY night NBC: Look, we split every year (almost) (record 9-6)

Week 17 AT Chargers: Obviously this is a long way away. Zornstar trying to save his job with a win and Skins in the playoffs vs (ex-skins coach) Norv most likely trying to save his job with the bolts. Isnt Tomlinson usually hurt by now? (record 9-7)

Hey, sometimes 9-7 gets us into the playoffs. Sometimes it gets us our head coach fired, millions thrown at more free agents during the offseason, and 3 more wide receivers and a punter drafted in the offseason.

Yeah, I'm a Homer but I'm also a realist. Is Anquan Boldin still available?