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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Bad Day for Former O's

On a day, where former Orioles shortstop Miguel Tejada was charged for lying to congressional investigators regarding his purchasing of steroids, another former bird, Roberto Alomar, apparently has full-blown AIDS, and is being sued by his former girlfriend for lying to her and having unprotected sex (she by the way apparently tested negative) but she feels that he endangered her and her childrens health.
I feel pretty bad for Robbie - great Oriole - played here when the Orioles were last seen winning (anything) on a regular basis. And I also feel bad for Raffy Palmeiro, who said that he failed his steroid test due to a B12 shot that his former teammate Tejada had given him - apparently contained some roids of some kind (Raffy might've actually been telling the truth when he was wagging that finger at congress).



In other news, Floyd Rayford stubbed his toe, could not find his car-keys, and stepped in gum, also having a bad day.

3 comments:

A-ron said...

What do you call Roberto Alomar on roller blades???

Unknown said...

The Orioles only have one place to go ^. Its like watching a farm team improving each year. They need to sock some money into this team.

Anonymous said...

Hopefully Robbie has the Magic Johnson strain of AIDS. He'll live to be 90.