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Sunday, February 8, 2009

HGH-Rod - Say It Ain't SO...

Yesterday, SI reported the Yankees 3rd basemen Alex Rodriguez tested positive for 2 different steroids in 2003 (the year before the league started testing in order to punish steroid users). I hate the Yankees - I'm an Orioles fan here, so duh - but I always felt that A-Rod was the "chosen one" and the best player in the game nontheless. Now, besides the Mark Teixiera debacle, this gives me another reason to hate the Yankees. Any record HGH-Rod now breaks has been tarnished - just like Bonds, and good luck getting into the Hall now - no matter what he does (ask Mark Mcguire about that). My advice to A-Rod - pass on some of them roids to his on-again/off-again (whatever) girlfriend Madonna - who like Colin Cowherd says - now has man-hands and looks like Tom Petty after a bad all night heroin bender -(maybe she won't look so much like Skeletor with a little "Cream and the Clear").


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